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Hate mail to a tooth

May 16, 2009

Dear A’s tooth:

I am writing to inform you that your presence is requested immediately in A’s top gum.  Your delay has not only caused A considerable pain but has also transformed me–his mother–into a cranky, exhausted zombie-mom.  You have been sitting–no, bulging–right at the edge of A’s gum for nearly three weeks now, and I am beginning to think that you are not only lazy and inconsiderate but also immoral.  A is only a baby, after all.

Respectfully,

A’s mother

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Kinsey permalink
    May 16, 2009 9:20 pm

    i love you. and i loathe said tooth.

  2. Kellie permalink
    May 19, 2009 5:07 pm

    I’m happy to hear that the tooth has completed its descent. Congratulations A and A’s mom!

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